by Scott Creighton
For God’s sake, don’t look behind the curtain. Whatever you do, don’t look behind the curtain!
Pentagon warmonger: We need something to make people think we are actually fighting “ISIS” over in Syria and not just bombing their civilian infrastructure. Something BIG! Damn Ruskies are stealing our thunder.
Sycophantic think-tank intern: (sarcastically) Well, why don’t we just tell them we killed that Jihadi John guy? After all, it worked soooo well with bin Laden last time (eyes rolling)
Pentagon warmonger: Oh my God! I’m a genius. We’ll say we evaporated Jihadi John! Call ABC News quick! And get me a latte!
OK. Apparently we have to go through this again. Just a reminder before we get started:
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